things I will never understand...

For starters...

The world's obsession with foam soap.

I mean, who comes up with this stuff?! Are we really so lazy that lathering our own soap takes too much work?

I can just feel the germs mass multipling on my hands after I use the nasty stuff.

Can you say gross?

Another thing that baffles me is...

Why people wear these "pants" by choice.

And I'm using the word pants very relatively... As if you could really call these things that. They are more like tights.

I mean, it's bad enough to see the top of girls' ass cracks when they bend down in their ridiculously low jeans. But now this?!

Are girls really not concerned that they are flaunting their ENTIRE crack to the world?!

Gag me.

This next one really makes my head spin...

People who feed an entire cake to their children on their birthday when they turn 1.

I mean, just six short months ago the poor kid was barely introduced to "solid" foods. Now you are encouraging him to pig out on a dozen adult sized helpings of sugar on steroids?

No wonder more and more American children are becoming, obese!

Another thing that has me shaking my head is...

Shorts that are so short the front pockets hang out like so:

When I first saw this horrible fashion trend, I thought the poor girl was using some old jeans to make cutoffs and just didn't realize that by cutting them so short she was being tacky.

Boy was I wrong!

Turns out that letting your pockets hang low is not only socially acceptable, it's encouraged.

And of course this post wouldn't be complete without....

People who stop three car lengths behind the person in front of them at a stoplight.

I mean, really people???

This one never ceases to baffle me.

Is our depth perception really THAT off, or are we just too busy texting while driving to notice that a huge diesel could sneak in front of us?

Hmm... am I the only one who missed the boat, here?